The Anonymous Allocatrix Who Has No Time for Your Nonsense

@BitchyAllocator is a nonprofit allocator by day — and a purveyor of snarky truth bombs on Twitter.

Illustrations by Sam Island.

In October the anonymous account @BitchyAllocator — calling herself Allocatrix — unloaded with a 15-tweet screed on initial manager meetings that took investment Twitter by storm:

“I walk into the conference room to greet you.

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